Ok boys.. lets study marketing.

1.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"Iam very rich. Marry me!" -
That's Direct Marketing.
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2.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
-That's Advertising.
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3.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me -
That's Telemarketing.
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4.
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" -
That's Public Relations.
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5.
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" -
That's Brand Recognition.
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6.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face.
-That's Customer Feedback.
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7.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband.
-That's demand and supply gap.
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8.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him -
That's competition eating into your market share.
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9.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
your wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets...